I’m Guest of the Day!
So I get to my hotel last night and find that I am guest of the day!! This is such a beautiful surprise and I just don’t know what to say! For those of you that have not been the guest of the day at a $50 a night hotel, it is quite the thing. I get to park closer to the door, although the Employee of the Month was double parked today so I had to find elsewhere to store the driving box. That is not all, not even close! I also got a bag of microwave popcorn, a bottled water, 2 travel deodorants (one for men and one for women, watch out, Boy, you’re getting a present!) a travel shave cream, and a comb. I KNOW, can you believe this windfall? It is so wonderful, I feel like I should make a speech or something, although they get pretty annoyed with me when I ring the little bell on the desk.
So Sellout! played at the Jazzhaus in Lawrence this weekend. It was a pretty cool gig, except for my partner, the other singergirl, didn’t show. No, she didn’t call in sick (can you do that do a band?) no family emergency, just didn’t show. It was fine, it just annoys me and I thought you should know about it, Oh Loyal, though invisible reader. I actually got to sing a lot of her songs, so it worked out nicely for me, not to mention that we get to split her cut when she does work. That’s nice, dollars are fun! Anyway, the Friday night gig was pretty cool, but Saturday was totally insane. So packed that people had to stand packed on the dance floor during set breaks because there was literally nowhere else to go. I observed this from the dressing room because I’m a bitch and I don’t like it when drunk people touch me. I did manage to restrain myself though, when the falling down drunk, fighting with his friend only half jokingly, nearly unconscious 20 year old appraoched me to let me know that my boobies had a great show. Thanks dude.
I guess that is all. I have many, many things to say, but what will I write about for you tomorrow when you are still not here if I say everything today?
Have a wonderful day and I am still anxiously awaiting your comment!!